Well its been a while since I last posted. Between my last post and now a lot of things have happened. For instants I got a job. Its not to bad I guess I can’t really complain but be prepared to hear me complain in the future because I will. Also my senior year has started so I’m pretty excited about that. And of course I will have to post about the magnificent adventures that me and my chum go on. Also other random crap that I’ll write about. This is going to be a really short post unfortunately but maybe later on tonight I’ll write about something random and tomorrow I’ll start with my stories.
-Noke
Our Journey into the Wild West
Today me and my chum went out on an adventure in the gruesome Wild West. Not knowing what was in store for us we set out. Only having our horses and a few okay quality guns we road through the west. We did not start out good at all. We got into a skirmish right away. We planed our attack poorly and were nearly killed as a result. After regaining our senses we moved on. After riding for a day or so we received word of a passe known as Crush causing havoc in the forest just north of where we were heading. So we decided to check it out. We figured we gain more respect and make people fear us if we were to take on and possibly end this passe. So we road on up into the woods. After an hour of traveling we found theses bandits hiding out in a deserted cabin. It was a very intense fight. At first out passe had the lower hand seeing as we had to go up the hill. There was a sniper set up on top of the hill but my chum manged to take his sorry ass down. I moved up with some of our passe. Two of them got dropped but the reaming of us got up the hill. Chum came around the right side and took out a few and we came up the middle and took down some of the stragglers. The Crush passe retreaded to the town known as Armadillo. So we perused them. After reaching Armadillo it did not take us long to finish them off. They were weak and had nowhere to go so this was our chance to crush them and so we did. Some hid in buildings, some tried to fight back and others tried to escape again but nothing they did worked and we hunted down each one and killed them without any mercy. We took control of Armadillo. we had to have a few defensive fights from some other outlaws but manged to fight them off. Well chum and I have to decided that it would be best to leave our passe in the hands of someone else. We need to keep exploring the West and make sure everyone knows who we are and fear us. So tomorrow we shall head out again on our Journey into the West.
Ice cream, a hike and some dark magic.
Well today was a very interesting day and a good way to start off the first week of summer vacation. Well as usual I started everyday with baseball. I had a practice and it went well. I won’t talk about it because it’s practice and who wants to hear about a practice. So after practice which went to 630 I came home and took a shower. I had this fantastic idea of going out to ice cream with my chum Sam, Tyler Hamel and Matt Hill. Seeing as I can drive now I can go more places and do more things. So I went to pick up my chum and we met Hill and Tyler there. We went to the Ice Cream Machine. While waiting in line this creepy gangster short kinda black a little bit Mexican inside of him guy kept trying to get into our conversations and kept putting his head very close to Sam and Tyler. Then there was a cat climbing on the the roof and tried to jump on to the counter. Well lets just say it didn’t go well for that feline. Sam and I got German chocolate, Tyler got some purple crap and I have no idea what the hell Hill got. I didn’t really see a huge difference between German chocolate and regular chocolate maybe just a tad richer and thicker. Overall it was pretty great.
After ice cream we went on a hike. What started off as a walk around the woods turned into a hike up Diamond-Hill. At first it wasn’t bad then it got steeper and rocky. We had trouble getting up that part and almost died because of the lack of oxygen. After catching our breath Tyler lead us up some more freaking rocky slopes. He said there was a great view at the top so we kept going because we wanted to see the view. Well when we finally got there after risking our lives we didn’t see any damn view cause there were trees in the way. Tyler forgot that he went in the fall when there were no leafs. So after seeing no view we walked down the path a little more. I have to say it was a little creepy. I really thought we were going to get attacked by a pack of coyotes or some hobos but unfortunately we didn’t. It probably would have made this story more interesting. So we finally made it back down after almost getting lost. If we didn’t make it down by nightfall we would of had to camp out there and hunt for our food.
So after out treacherous journey we went home. I drove Sam home. Everyday Sam and I play Call of Duty: World at War on xbox live together and well today we learned something special: Dark Magic. We usually just go on and play as normal Germans, Americans, Russians and Japanese but today was different. We perfected a skill that not to many can perform. A skill like no other a skill that makes you unstoppable. If the Germans would have perfected this skill during WWII the war would of had a different outcome. This skill is called DARK MAGIC!!! Sam and I are the quickest to ever learn it. It usually takes years but since we are Champs at the game it took us a few minutes. No one could beat us. But we soon learned that only evil dirty players use this magic so we undid it and we shall bring them to justice.
School year review and another adventure
Well today was my last day of junior year. Thank God. I felt as though this year went by slower then in the past. I had an okay year probably one of my better one though. I did pretty well in all my classes except algebra 2. I could rant about how bad the math department is but I figure that would be rather boring. I had a few problems here and there but nothing to big. I’m not going to miss any class really except probably Western Civilization seeing as we did absolutely nothing in that class. My sports year was decent. I’m a goalie on the hockey team, the back up actually for three years even though I shouldn’t have been but this coming year I’ll be the starter. We’ll anyways we made it to the semi finals losing to Portsmouth 2 games to 1. The last game we lost 5-3. I came in half way through the second and shut down Portsmouth, so there’s a little preview of the show. Baseball on the other hand didn’t go so well after playing for the high school the past two years and being the starting 1st baseman for jv last year and playing American legion, I did no make the team. So there’s my school year in review I’ll post stories about the school year some other time.
So after my last exams today I went on an adventure to the movies with my chum Sam D’Amore and Tyler Hamel. We watched the Hangover Part II which I though was a hilarious movie and I recommend seeing it unless you haven’t seen the first one. Before we go into any movie we go and play this game in the arcade. Yous have to stack blocks on top of one another and it gets faster and faster when you get higher. Well my on my first dollar I put in I won. My prize was a NintendoDSi. So on our way back we are turning around because we missed Sams street and we almost get rear ended by some old guy because he wasn’t paying attention. When he drove by us all he did was wave. What a piece of shit. Then my back started to bleed i have no idea why. Oh also I meant to blog about it Thursday but I didn’t. My new goalie mask came in and it’s pretty awesome just to let you know.
Noke
Another rough day for USA and easy final exams
Well today was another rough one for team USA. I would like though to go back to last night and give a little review on the game between The United States and Canada. I didn’t post anything last night because frankly I didn’t feel like it. Well once again The US came out flying. The first period was dominated by the Americans and they scored the first goal putting the US up 1-0 going into the 2nd. The second period was once again dominated by the US but Canada’s goaltender shut them down. Canada got a lucky break and got one past the US to tie the game. The 3rd period was shut down by both goalies neither one letting anything in. In overtime Canada went down on a 2 on 1 and scored the game winning goal. Final Score Canada 2 US 1. Now for today. Well I decided to give it another go. My first game of the day I had a rematch against Russia. I won’t go into huge detail because I want to talk about other things so to make it short team USA defeated Russia 3 to 0. I scored 2 in the 1st period then once in the 3rd. It was a pretty good game. My next game though I got my ass handed to me by Sweden. Yes I said Sweden. Sweden dominated me the entire game. They killed anyone who touched the puck and I could barley get any shots on net. I plan on playing later but I’m not sure if I’ll post about it today. I hope you are enjoying my hockey talks. Well if you don’t to bad because I’m going to talk about it anyways.
Today I had the two easiest exams of my life. One for journalism and the other for Western Civilization. All I had to do in journalism was look up thing about different news sites and answer questions. My western civ exam was also pretty easy. Now let me just tell you that class is one of the most pathetic classes I have ever had. The kids are pathetic except my chum and a few others and my teacher is too but he wouldn’t be if he actually TAUGHT! I have many stories about that class but I shall save them for another day. On my exam we had about 10 or 12 questions I can’t really remember. I’m sure my chum does though but anyways we had to pick 5 of the questions and write a paragraph about it. Dumbest thing I have ever done. There were two girls on our left who kept asking me questions. I would then have to ask my chum because I had no clue about what they asked except for 2 of the questions. It pissed me of because you should of known the freaking stuff and you shouldn’t be asking us what the hell the answers are. Next time pay attention. Sam put it in perfect words ” They’re like seagulls, you feed them once and they keep coming back”.
Noke
Russia upsets USA in hockey game on NHL 11 and we visit Mama Shaw
It was a painful game to watch as the United States hockey team lost to Russia 5-4. Russia came out hard pounding any American who touched the puck but the US would put the puck in the net first on a fantastic play by the American forward Paul Stastny. This would put the US up 1-0 going into the second. Russia though would come back and tie the game 1-1 and eventually take a 2-1 lead. America wouldn’t back down though and came back and put in two quick ones taking a 3-2 lead. Then came the third period. Team USA played great until the final minute. Me and my colleague Sam, who is soon to be a champ at this game, sat in disbelief as Russia made their comeback. 51 seconds left Russia ties it, 10 second later they take the lead and to poor salt in the wounds they put the puck in again. With about 9 seconds left though the US makes a final push and scores making it a one goal game. They didn’t have enough though to get another one. Sam and I after the game just sat in my room in total silence. We couldn’t believe what had just happened. It was a very painful loss and and one of the most upsetting in my NHL 11 career. We came out flying we just couldn’t finish off the Russians in the end.
Now to a happier part of my day. Sam and I visited the all mighty Mama Shaw. Mama Shaw was a teacher of ours in middle school. She taught French and was very lucky to have us because we are awesome. Mama Shaw is probably the greatest teacher I have ever had . I’m very bad at French and I did not like it one bit just to let you know and the only thing good that came out of it was Mama Shaw. I also stopped taking it this year because I was so bad at it. I have some stories to share from my years in French but those are for another day. So anyways every once and a while Sam and I will return to our old stomping-grounds and visit. We usually just talk about everything and one time she even took us out for ice cream because shes that great. I love visiting and I know she loves to see us because like I said we are awesome.
Noke
Hey there,
the names Noke and this is the bears cave. I’m just gonna post random shit about everything I don’t even know what it will be about. It will be funny, weird, inspirational and everything in between. I play hockey and baseball and I love America. I’m not to fond of school except for one class where I get to talk to my chum all period. So ya enjoy.
Noke
